One interesting effect of the obesity epidemic has been an increase in the desirability of Asian women.
Thirty years ago, nailing an Asian chick was a consolation prize for a white guy who struck out with his own kind.
But is it true that it’s ESPECIALLY hard for you to ? If you’re anything like most Asian guys, you probably believe it is.
Somewhere through your childhood, you had some bad expereince where a white woman turned you down, VICIOUSLY stomped all over your heart and you’ve been scarred from that moment onwards.
Asian female and non-Asian male pairings are seen to be common, but Asian men are often left out of the discussion over interracial relationships entirely.
So, in order to snag yourself a Mulan, I present to you a White Man's Guide to Dating Asian Girls.Your close group of yellow brothers banded around you in defiant support of the devastation and pain inflicted upon you with comforting words like: “It couldn’t be helped.White women just don’t like Asian guys…” “It’s not you, it’s the colour of your skin.” “That will teach you for thinking you could get a round-eye!Given our immigrant roots, most Asian girls endure a latent insecurity about everything from our boobs to our patriotism (both things that are just slightly there). But if you're going to lock it down and marry your Oriental princess, you must know one final thing: in Chinese wedding traditions, the groom pays for the wedding.So, as her white, Jewish (80% of the time), totally-secure-and-normal boyfriend, you better be prepared for when your girlfriend mistakes "soup or salad" for "super salad." And since Asians have eyes like gravy boats, her crying jags are bound to extend late into the night. STEP FOUR: Locking it Down If you've made it this far, then you know all the dirty secrets of dating an Asian girl. You know we pretend to love drinking, even though we turn into full-blown red-faced injuns when we do. (According to my mom, the tradition stems from the groom's family giving the bride's family a cow in exchange for her.) So, if you're going to marry an Asian, get ready to empty your pockets. Of course, because of this, my parents want me to marry a Chinese guy and my brother to marry a white girl.