From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Why are you so worried about this fax machine? Sorry it took me so long to figure out how to cancel it. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: yeah yeah.... thanks bye =================================== A few days later, from my original email account... From Me to Russ *******: You drive a hard bargain on the shovel. This is absolutely despicable and an outrage to the Jewish community. Sincerely NOT buying your shovel of hatred, Mordecai Goldstein From Russ ******* to Me: I don't have a problem with jews at all! From Me to Scott *******: You sent me a sushi take-out menu. Looking at it closer, it says "Thank you for purchasing this glorious master CD player. " Mike From Scott ******* to Me: well that is dumb...whatever. none of this is my fault you are just a fucking dipshit that cant follow directons so fuck the fuck off and never email me again!!!!Can't you just turn your cell phone to fax mode? From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Tell you what, I'll cancel the fax machine if you drop the price on the fish tank to . I know being a janitor isn't the most desirable job, but I gotta put food on the table for my kids somehow! I am in no mood to turn off fax machines for a rude, snobby, patronizing fish tank owner! =================================== From Me to Felix *********: Felix, I just got back from Canada to find out you were belittling my janitor? the dumbass who sets a fax to send me every 15 minutes and then LEAVES THE FUCKING COUNTRY? From Me to Russ *******: I'll give you for the shovel. I'll give you for it, and that is my final offer. Someone else put that ad up to mess with me and I cant find where it is! From Me to Russ *******: Why don't you shovel your Nazi bullshit to someone else? ======================================================== He finally decided to email my original account: ======================================================== From Russ ******* to Me: Look you little prick I know you put that fucking ad up and you need to take it the fuck down RIGHT NOW. From Me to Scott *******: I just translate what you give. i think this page is the troubleshooting part because of the tables. do you see anything about there not being any sound? oh and i sold the tv to someone else and the guy had no problems finding my house cause HES NOT A FUCKING MORON Original ad: Attention all ice skaters and hockey players!If your idea of a speedy date is entering your age, location and firing off a few quick emails forget it, you will be lucky to receive much of a response.Set yourself 30 minutes to one side listing a little about yourself and upload a few images of your body or features and watch those requests arrive at a far quicker rate. From Felix ********* to Me: GOD DAMMIT From Me to Felix *********: This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow: I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. =================================== From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Hi there! Mike told me to contact you about buying a fish tank. I tried calling the number he gave me but it sounded like a fax machine or something, so I am emailing you instead. I can assure you I am not Jewish so you can stop pretending you aren't selling the shovel. My wife needed to use the computer so I had to delete my browsing history because I was looking at porn earlier. i dont have a phone so just show up and knock on my door. From Me to Steve *****: Okay, I turned onto Pughtown again but I don't see Bethel Rd. I'm getting charged with possession, which is going to cost me a fortune.
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