"I ran to the bedroom turned off Blippi and turned on romantic music," the mum writes.

"Found the lighter from my 2-year-old's birthday party and got the dust-covered candles lit."The next challenge, she continues as she sets the scene, was to attempt to be sexy, "ignoring my post-partum naked body society frowns upon". As we are desperate to keep the mood going we realise the alphabet toys below us ...

She tried reasoning with him, but that made his kisses only grow in strength.

Once she turned her back to him and pressed it to his torso, she knew there was no escape from Chat's merciless hunger, especially after a night like that one, when both of them had to release their pent-up emotions.

Updated every hour, you can enjoy all the Showers clips which appear at Tube8, Xhamster, Hardsextube, Shufuni - from our Showers category page, other than that you can sort by lenght, popularity and by date. The steam rolls out of the stall, creeping over the mirror with smoky tentacles. I strip off my tank and panties and step in to the shower. “I’d be happy to, babe, but it’s gonna cost you.” I roll my eyes. Your cocky smile melts my resolve, but I still have to warn you…Just as I’m leaning my head back and soaking my hair it occurs to me that I didn’t get a towel. I can’t possibly bargain with you at in the morning. “Honey…you know I love this…but I didn’t plan for it this morning.But at the same time, the water dripping down from the stone gargoyle above their heads was oddly revitalising, and it provided much needed refreshment after their thrilling night escapade.Even though the drizzle ended some time ago, the collected water was still travelling down the pipes, pouring directly onto the heads of the two heroes.